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yucatan 2001
The announcement eMail for the trip said it all...
 
From: Babak MinoviHibiscus
Sent: 17 April 2001 03:05
To: ...
Subject: The Mother of all Bachelor Parties...

...well actually, it's more like the mother-in-law.

Maziar, Richard & Nadir have decided to organize a trip to the Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico in lieu of a traditional bachelor party. No truth to the rumor that a certain word starting with "P" and ending in "Whipped" had anything to do with the decision.

Well, we might as well make the best of it. The details (at the moment) are as follows:

The plan is to fly into Cancun by Friday morning, May 25 (you can go there earlier) and drive away from the city towards the Caribbean coast and the Mayan ruins (Uxmal, Chichenitza, Coba, ...), and little towns (Valladolid, Merida, etc). We will return on Tuesday, May 29th (the Monday is Memorial Day).

Ticket prices from Washington were just above $500 the last time I checked, but we may be able to get a slight discount if we (the DC contingent) go as a group. You are of course free to use frequent flyer miles, mules, or any other means to get yourself there and back.

What I am asking for as soon as possible is a RSVP from you gents so we can start on the ticket, hotels etc. We can also give Priceline.com a try (if they are still in business).

Babak

After many many (many) eMails and phone calls to work-out the logistics, Nadir bowing out of the whole trip and a late scratch by Ken, Richard, Maziar, Babak, Dan, Jeff, Dave and Mark officially started the trip at National Airport (I refuse to use the name of a certain senile ex-president) on Thursday, May 24th.

We had got off to an inauspicious start with me arriving with wet pants, Dan with a keg of beer, Maziar without his tickets and all of us in a mad dash at the Houston airport.

 
We arrived at Merida late at night and the last member of the crew, the unnamed Red Van joined us for the trip to the hotel.  The stench of the air freshener inside the car was the main topic of conversation.
 

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The next morning we were HORRIFIED to find out that alcoholic beverages are not sold until 11am!!  Mierda!!  We piled into the van and started off towards the Caribbean coast, killing at least 200 butterflies on the way as they smashed into the windshield.  That seemed to relieve some of the anger over the "dry" conditions.  We stopped off in Valladolid for lunch and the much-anticipated first beer and then moved on to Cobá, a Mayan site surrounding a couple of lakes close to the coast.  A couple of rolls of film later, we moved on.

We were planning to stay at one of the Cabañas on the beach South of Tulum.  After a couple of false starts at lame-o places, we accidentally walked into what would become our home for the next few days, beautiful Tita Tulum...

Tita

Some highlights of the following days:

Corona Familiar, dusk swims, Negro Modelo, cavren diving in Cenote Grande, Sol, Los Gatos Negros (x3), swiming at the Tulum ruins, Victoria, Huevos Rancheros, beer lessons on the beach, "Shut your F***in' face uncle F***a...", Mexican circus, outdoor showers. 

Did I mention it rained?  The rain didn't stop for two days and it was pouring heavily on the third day when we set off for the interior of the peninsula again.  After a soggy, but delicious lunch in Playa del Carmen, we took a vote on an attempt at a short-cut through the forest as opposed to a comfortable ride on the super-highway.  After about an hour of a very bumpy ride on telephone line service roads and other semi-cleared passages (and a full-fledged mutiny), the self-described adventurers finally conceded defeat (sure they did) and we back-tracked and went back to Valladolid on the boring old super-highway.

The skies cleared up as we went inland into the center of the peninsula and we eventually checked into the gorgeous hotel in Valladolid.   Everyone cleaned up and gathered in the hotel restaurant as the group was in the mood for heavy eating, drinking and conversation.
 

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Dan & Jeff at Tulum
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"Rain Shower"
   
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Attacked by killer vines
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Farewell picture at Tita Tulum
   
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On the path to nowhere
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At the Ek Balam visitor center
 
We persuaded the nice people at the hotel to ignore that night's local ban on alcohol (it was election night) and after a heated discussion on the relative merits of opera & Eddie Vedder, some of the gents went on to join the post election celebration and shook hands with various local dignitaries.
 
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Recent Discoveries at Ek Balam
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Contemplating the meaning of life at the top of the pyramid
   
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Ek Balam like a postcard
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Maziar & Babak at Chichen-Itza
   
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Cool beer & sun (finally)
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Los Gatos Negros (Mierda!!)
We set off the next day to visit a couple of ruins and we lucked into a newly "rediscovered" and deserted one just north of the city.  We had all of Ek Balam to ourselves and spent a good deal of the afternoon there.  Highly recommended.  Next was a mandatory trip to Chichen Itza, which despite the procession of tour buses, is an amazing place.

Merida was the last port of call and after some frantic last-minute gift-buying, we settled in a great local restaurant for too much food and beer.  A couple of the gents finally found an active strip joint on the way back and it was officially a bachelor party (although the actual bachelors bowed out of the excursion).

The next morning we said our farewells to the Red Van (which by then had taken on the stench of our collective body odor), flew back to DC, and officially ended the trip with a group photo at the airport.

 
My take on the whole thing:  Lots of laughs, great food & drinks, many compelling conversations, a couple of adventures and most of all, new and strengthened friendships.  A wonderful way to send off a couple of bachelors.
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